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You had too much DA2 when...
Posted by: Cesque
13:54:25 03-22-2007

Okay, you probably know the basic idea of lists like those. I came up with a few ideas when playing DA2. They may not be particularly funny, but I tried to make them typically DA-related, as opposed to "general RPG". :)

You attempt to put on two pairs of shoes at the same time, believing that it could make you run faster.

You pick more geography classes but skip chemistry and physics as an attempt to become earth-elemental.

You collect blue shards of glass so that you can later sell them to some mysteriously looking person.

While others believe in Roswell and JFK conspiracies, you are ensured that Canada is in reality an evil empire with spies in US administration and a plot to take over the world.

You decide to prepare a presentation about Greek mythology for history class, but your teacher somehow doesn't agree with your views about who Poseidon and Apollo were.

Why do some people wear crosses? So that they won't catch common cold.

When you actually do catch common cold, you quickly rush to buy antibiotics. You may feel fine now, but you know the effects are going to get worse and worse until you die.

Your grandfather may look like a fragile old man, but you suspect him of teleporting and using of magic when you can't see him.

You like the idea of joining the military so that you can finally learn magic, but you are a bit afraid that the boot camp is an ancient temple full of traps.

You propose to play Magic the Gathering with random people on the street. When they refuse to, you promise them that if they win, they may take your most powerful card.

When people feel tired, you offer them a drink of carbonated water... or, as you prefer to call it, "M-Fresh".

Your idea of what may cause the country's economy to collapse is "allowing people to save at casinos".

You feel that all those medieval films are not atmospheric enough because the word "punk" is never heard in dialogues.

"Xorlak is the most powerful, evil, vile and feared dark wizard known to man!"
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